- my lips, honestly, feel like,like this, like right now. (upbeat music) - so today we're wearinglong lasting lip wear to see how long they actually last. - we've seen a ton of commercials
best color lipstick for thin lips, on how lipstick issupposed to last forever. 'cause that's what we want. - we're gonna put fourdifferent lipsticks to the test through a series of olympic events.
- event number one have a damn good cup of coffee. - event number two eat a goddamn taco. - event number three kiss a hottie on the lips. - we've each been randomly assigned one of the lipsticks and we won't know until the end of the day
which one we're actually wearing. - we can't reapply, or see our lips, until the end of the day. - it's lady like, and we're about to play lipstick olympics. - shut up.(laughs) i'm trying, okay? - that feels really dry,but it feels very serious like it's gonna stay.
- when she was putting it on it just smelled like nail polish. - it's not feeling too bad yet. i'm pretty sure through the end of the day it's gonna get a little dry. - i'm excited, it smells like a starburst so i think it's a signof good times to come. - i want to eat all of these things. i'm drinking tea becausei don't drink coffee.
- did it come off, what? did it come off? - it didn't come off. (laughs) - [voiceover] oh my god.- [voiceover] what? - chantal's like already in first place. what the hell? - [voiceover] i'll have what she's having. - [chantal] it's definitelydripping on your phone right now. (laughs)
- [voiceover] no.- [voiceover] did it come off? - little bits came off. yeah.- [voiceover] oh no. - it was like kind of gross by default i'm in secondplace, so that's fine. (laughs) - i don't feel likemine's not gonna come off because it's so dry. - [voiceover] looks likeit's still very dry. - [voicoever] it is dry!
- oh, wait, wait. - [voiceover] oh no.- [voiceover] it does crumble away too.- why are we calling them crumbles guys, that's not a word. - [voiceover] they're crumbly.- coming in hot. i have low hopes for this. (laughs) ohhh.- [voiceover] she has a line. - [voiceover] whoa.- i am clearly in last place right now.
- who has more crumbles, me or sa? - i have on the top soi think mine's worse. but maybe i just made outwith it a little differently, you know, maybe i was like. - [voiceover] i'm sorry, what? - all right, event number one concluded. - [voiceover] i like to win so i'm happy that i'm in first place. - [voiceover] ugh.
- two, next event, eata damn taco. (in unison) - nothing, i got nothing. - i actually don't thinki have anything either. - i left some lipstick on mine. - you did?i have some on the corners. - specks again. (laughs) - it's also on my hands, my god, what am i, an animal? - the more bites i take i'mstarting to see crumbles.
- oh, how the mighty have fallen. - my lips are gonna be dryfor making out with this guy and like, i got to be soft and supple. - i feel like i really havenothing left on my lips for tyler to even getoff, but like i'm excited for him to have to make outwith me after taco bell. - [voiceover] i'm likelosing, this is dumb. i, i quit. - event number three, kiss a boy.
- i know him, and we'regonna kiss, i guess. (laughing) i feel kind of nauseous. - that was a breath mint, you're welcome. - hey, nice to meet you. nice to meet you, all right.(laughs) - you want to trade it? - no no no no no.(laughing) - is that good? - is it in my beard?- [voiceover] no.
it's on your lip, butyou can't really see it, it's one speck. - there's nothing on his face. this is amazing. - i think there's someon his, oh, it's saliva. - [voiceover] it's likein between his teeth. i'm so sorry. (laughs) - [voiceover] but it's not on your face. - you want to try again maybe.- oh my god. (laughs)
- can you see this?- [voiceover] a little bit. - specks. - yeah, yeah. - [voiceover] look at that, fantastic. - [voiceover] hope ilook good, i mean, damn. - [in unison] oh, okay. - so i was right. - you can clearly seethat my lips are dying of lack of water.
- i can see like the creases of my lips like very definitively. - it's like color, skin color,like a skin oreo on my lip. i don't know, that'sjust like not a thing. - this lipsticks incredible. - whatever, i had a good kisserso i'll blame it on that. - i hope my lips weren't looking like this when i kissed that boy earlier. that was probably why hewouldn't make out with me.
- we did do some olympictest to this stuff and it held up okay. - it just, it didn't do its job. - i'm the winner. - oh it's like, i'm not beat up about it. - lady tip, lady parts. - long wear lipstick, olympic tested. - done. - you know, at first i thought it was
a tortoise and the hare type of situation, where i'm the tortoise and i'll make it and people were just over-confident. but i just ended up beinga tortoise in reality in that story where i just keep going slow and i never made it. - it's here, it's here. - [group] it's here, it's here. - it's here.[group] it's here.
- get it.- get it. - get it.- there. - there.- there.
(laughing)- i think they got it. - get it.- yeah. - get it.- you get it. - it's here.
